Tuesday, 26 October 2010

A little about me...

I was once bitten on the right nipple by a mosquito.......dirty little perv, I mean really, of all the places to suck up some of them good ol' juices, why the nipple? And this is what inspired me to start writing, I really want to delve deep into some of the yet un-fathemed mysteries that face us, well, me, on a day-to-day basis. to unfold the brown parchment paper package that is the truth, the one jammed in the letter box, covered in duct tape and bits of string that takes about half and hour to open, only to find, it's been sent to the wrong address. To peel the Clementine that is reality, squeeze out the citrusy self-righteous juices and slurp them up, pips and all, allowing them to tantalize my taste buds before slithering down my throat. And to suck long and hard at the lollipop that is life, until it's mostly all gone but there's still a little bit left so you just pull it off and crunch it. And it's when I'm sucking, peeling and unfolding that I feel truly.........happy............mid-suck, I feel invigorated.....it's my purpose, it's what I was meant to do. Take my hand and let's skip down the highway of enlightenment.......I won't touch you......I promise ;)

1 comment:

  1. Joe, I'm in love with you, lmao
    theres so much imagery here my english teacher would probably want to sleep with you :) xx